Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan ( read this funny letter and Laugh). lols
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.
1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today
taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria
vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.
2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum
subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion
naira subsidy scam payment.
3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely
bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and
dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira
in some cities.
4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan
more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.
5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend
is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to
appropriate to themselves.
6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a
super invention they concealed your name and in scripted
theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you,
tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.
7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency
yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over
to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.
8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too
large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5
billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing
from one continent to another without any thing to show for
it.
8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a
single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.
9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.
10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal
universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.
11.) The first Sets of students from the University of
Petroleum are grateful.
12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are
Grateful.
13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme
for first class students which was recently suspended by
our change agents are grateful
14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the
Youwwin for women are grateful
15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser
distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships
for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful
17.) The generations that will access information via the
freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature
18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who
benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.
19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will
remain thankful
20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have
benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216
to =N= 19800 are grateful.
21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to
18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful
May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always
You are Still the Best President so far.
God bless GEJ.
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Sir, while you have gone.
1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today
taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria
vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.
2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum
subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion
naira subsidy scam payment.
3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely
bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and
dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira
in some cities.
4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan
more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.
5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend
is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to
appropriate to themselves.
6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a
super invention they concealed your name and in scripted
theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you,
tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.
7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency
yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over
to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.
8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too
large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5
billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing
from one continent to another without any thing to show for
it.
8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a
single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.
9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.
10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal
universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.
11.) The first Sets of students from the University of
Petroleum are grateful.
12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are
Grateful.
13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme
for first class students which was recently suspended by
our change agents are grateful
14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the
Youwwin for women are grateful
15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser
distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships
for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful
17.) The generations that will access information via the
freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature
18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who
benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.
19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will
remain thankful
20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have
benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216
to =N= 19800 are grateful.
21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to
18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful
May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always
You are Still the Best President so far.
God bless GEJ.
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